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One day Raja and rani decided
to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of
mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any
message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was
a missed call" By Zunera |
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terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom
of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz
donate. i have donated 15 litres. |
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Dear user,your wife can
become mother without your struggle!Just SMS 'CHILD' or call
customer care at 9890****** & be a tension-free DAD! |
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A couple wanted
katna(Circumcision)of their son,but they dont know proper word
to print,so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF
FUCKING INSTRUMENTS |
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Husband sitting near to his
wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of
car.Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..Husband:the
Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident; Ohh
KHkhkhkhkhkh... |
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Why do couples hold hands
during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like
two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins |
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girl friends are like mobile
phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u
want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just
plug in your charger and enjoy |
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Husband asks, Do you know the
meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever |
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PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka
girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200
Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu |
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MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha |
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