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MAMU :Chand toh raat ko
nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada? |
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Hay Baby ;) Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions |
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Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a
woman gains her master |
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Love affairs:Something like
cricket,
where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day
test |
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Pappu, while filling up a
form: Dad, what should I write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long |
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In a class, teacher asked: If
I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it's loss or profit? student:
Profit in rupees & loss in paise |
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Promise me we are true
friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am
Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you
are... |
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If someone says u r ugly, its
ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok, if someone says u r
genious slap him as tight as you can n say there is a limit
of... |
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hey i saw u in TV... how
smart u r ... how sweet u r ... how lovely u r ... but i dont
know y u r comilg only in animal planet chanel... |
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LOng Time Ago....
Only idiots used.... to read my SMS And Today, The history
continues... |
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