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if u want the latest MERCEDEZ
BENZ on very easy installment of ten years with out downpayment
and interest then log on to WWW.APNI_AUQAT_MAIN_RAHO.COM |
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My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love
myself too... |
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A chicken sandwidch walked
into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says:
"Sorry, we don't serve food here". |
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Heart beat are countless,
spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless and
a friend like u is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless |
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When u feel sad.... To cheer
up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute" u
will overcome your sadness... |
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Don't marry & make a woman
happy. In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy. |
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If you are in tension, If
nothing seems right, If u find no way out, Then just think of me
only once, I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions |
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Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10
years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman |
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THIS IS A HISTORICAL MSG READ
CAREFULLY..... . In the year 1796 . / . myself . / . u . / my
frnds . . ur frnds . ... |
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Dear God, thank you for
making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make
me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen |
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