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An old rich man marries a
young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye
kya dekha? Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum. |
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Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It
doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow,
yesterday, today and everyday. |
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Height of Challenge: a guy
left whole answer sheet blank in an exam....&wrote this on the
last Page: "agar apnay bap ki Aulad hey to pass kar ke dekha " |
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Talking once with a genius is
equal to the knowledge of reading books for one month' is a
Chinese proverb. So, feel free to contact me any time. Good
Morning |
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to cheer up just go to the
mirror and say'' damn i m so cute'' u will overcome ur sadness.
but dont make this habbit coz liars go to hell |
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i love u i love u i love u i
love u dont get excited i also love v,w,x,y,z |
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3+3=8
kasay hua??? bataooo
bataooo bataooo
thora sa brain use karoo........
nahi maloom..
now stop using ur mind.
main bataoon..
"GALTI SE" |
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Maine kaha "Dil Ruba"
Usne kaha balance bhijwa
Maine kaha "Paise Nahi"
Usne kaha "Kaise nahi"
Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai"
Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha |
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