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Doctor: Kya taklif hai?
Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc:
Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo ! |
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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever. |
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PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka
girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200
Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu |
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MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha |
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MAMU :Chand toh raat ko
nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada? |
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One day Santas Girlfriend asks
him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya
sure, Give me ur Telephone No. |
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A couple wanted
khatna(Circumcision)of their son,but they dont know proper word
to print,so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF
FUCKING INSTRUMENTS |
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Husband sitting near to his wife n
she was driving, Husband: please slow down the speed of
car. Wife: No ;please. No; please No please No pls.. Husband: the
Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of exident; Ohh
KHkhkhkhkhkh... |
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MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri
biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha |
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad,
what should I write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long |
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