Wife: kaash main newspaper
hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi
to milti.
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aik larki darzi ki dukan pa
jati hai aur pochti hai, G yah galay miltay hain?Darzi:waisay
galay miltay tou nahi hain laykin ap kahti hain tou mil laytay
hain.
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Girl to Mom:
"Is it true that Babies come out from the same place
where Boys put their P---S?"
Mom: "Yes"
Girl: "Wow! My Baby will come out from my mouth"
