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In a class, teacher asked: If
I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it's loss or profit? student:
Profit in rupees & loss in paise |
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A MAN: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
MAN: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all
Radio PAKISTAN! |
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Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul,
I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul. |
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An old rich man marries a
young girl. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke
liye kya dekha? Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum. |
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Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair
merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun,
kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii |
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AT 18 a lady is like a
football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other |
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Once a chunti saw a dali of
Gur , she went to eat it, but on the way she saw a muscular
chunta,she left the gur and went to chunta,because, GUR NALO
ISHQUE MITHA, oyehoy |
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Banta Sing! u get marry with
Santa after my death, Wife!, but why? He is ur no 1 enemy,Banta!,
this is only way to take revenge with santa sing |
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Tcher: How Old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom
father only after I was born. |
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My wife ran away with my best
friend.
To tell you the truth, I really miss him. |
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