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What do you call a wife who
is sexy,
beautiful,intelligent,understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?
ANSWER : A rumour! |
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Mother to Teenage Daughter : "I think its time that we should
talk about SEX."
Daughter : "Yes Mom, What do You want to know ? |
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what's common between the SUN
& WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR?
1) both are hott
2) both look better while going down
3) both disappear by night............ |
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Patient : I always see spots
before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer |
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After a quarrel, a husband
said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't notice" |
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Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi
chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha
chali jaye |
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Husband to a newly wed Wife.I
could go to the end of the worldfor u,, wife thanks, but promise
me u will stay there |
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A boy and gal of 5th class
asked teacher "kya chote bachoon ke bhi bache hoote
hain"? teacher nahin kabhi nahin " boy said to girl-dekha aur tu
aise hi dar rahi thi". |
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Musharraf said to his
mother. Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon sey meli hoi hai! Jab bhe
kamray main jata hoon kehti hai wardi utaro |
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75yrz old man got married with a
girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl
don't know anything and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng. |
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