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Girls Hostel ki light chali
gayi.
Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha:
Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo.
Replied "Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo |
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A Wife is sleeping in the middle of the night, she suddenly
shouts: "Get up quickly my hasband is here!!!"
the man gets up from the bed, jumps out the window, hurts
himslef and then realizes "Damn, I am the hasband!!!"
Who's guilty in the situation????????????? |
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Best SMS of the year- a
Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years, but a girl makes
him STUPID in 2 minutes |
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A daughter sends a telegram
to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,whichthe father
receives as:"father, your daughter has been successful in BED." |
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in chemistry class teacher
asked a girl:what r Nitrates?Girl answered shyly:nights rates r
high then day ..! |
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Judge-y did u attack tat
young man?
Old lady- he grabbed me, took my clothes off, threw me on d bed
& shouted APRIL FOOL! |
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Can U name FIVE Great KINGS
who have brought HAPPINESS into PEOPLES LIVES??
ANSWER: "drin-KING, smo-KING, lic-KING, suc-KING & ofcourse
fucKING |
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Sharabi eyes donate karne
gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain |
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1986 ke girl; Mama jeans
pehen lon
Mom;Na baiti log kiya kahen gay.
2006 ke girl;Mama mini skirt pehen lon
Mom; pehen baiti kuch to pehen............. |
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How Do U Tell To UR
Girlfriend If U Want 2 go 2 Toilet During Dinner? Darling,I've 2
Shake Hands with a Close friend of MIne Whom I'm Going 2
introduce 2 u Later |
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