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Santa: What is the weather
like ? Banta: I do not know it is so foggy that i cannot
see. |
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Boy: Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?
Father: Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother
Because i still have mine. |
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Q: Know what the difference
between in laws and outlaws is ? Ans: Outlaws are wanted! |
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Ques: What did the valentine
card say to the stamp ? Ans: Stick with me and we will go
to lots of places! |
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Company offered Rs.500 for
each money saving idea submitted by its employees. First prize
went to the employee who suggested the award be cut to Rs.250. |
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Salesman: This computer will
cut your workload by 50%. Santa: That is great, I will take two
of them. |
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Ques: What did the gangsters
son tell his dad when he failed his examination ? Ans: Dad they
questioned me for 3 hours but i never told them anything. |
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Doc: Your fee is more then we
get paid for medical care. Mechanic : You always have the
same model but we have to keep up to date with new models every
year. |
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Ques: Did you hear about the
blonde who was tap dancing? Ans: She broke her ankle when he
fell into the sink. |
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Mom: Where are you off to
now? Son: I am gonna join the army. Mom: But legally you are
only an infant. Son: That is all right, I am going to Join the
Infantry. |
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