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Boss: I will give you 3000
Per month and in three months, I will raise it to 6000. So when
would you like to start? Santa: In three months. |
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A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table. The wife
asked. Anything new at work? He replied, No, I am teaching
History. |
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Sales Girl: sorry sir you
cann't smoke here.
Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop.
Sales Girl: we sell condom also but it dosn't mean you start
fucking here. |
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Teacher: 3 girls are walking in
the road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory.
student: WOW! |
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Teacher:"Now,children,if I
saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be
showing?"
Student:"Brotherly love |
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PHILOSOPHY : small things hurt
a lot
Example : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin... |
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A girl says to her boyfriend,
One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy says thanks for the warning! |
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World's Smallest resignation
letter?
Respected sir,
I luv ur wife |
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Lady to inspector Santa: My
husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back
yet!
Santa: Why don`t u cook something else. |
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Man said passionately: Will
you marry me? My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.
He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What
do you say? She said nothing but a week later, she became his
mother! |
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