Three Ways of fast
Communication
1: Television
2: Telephone
3: Tell-a-women
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BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
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Teacher: "I killed a person"
convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such
a strange and long way that another person who is listening to
him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
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Girls before marriage look
like barbi Doll
After mariage beautiful Doll
After 1 year nice Doll
After 2 Years only Doll Copyright www.lovelysms.com
& After 3 Years panaDoll
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Q:What is the difference
between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
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Rizwan: Doctor say help me,
mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai,
aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Rizwan: Phone karte waqt
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Husband aur wife hotel me
gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh
bhi Yehi puchegi.
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Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka
note blouse se nikala hai kya?
Madam: hann par kaise laga?
Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muh
abhi bhi khula hua hai!
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