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Once sardar wanted to know
the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.So he called up
the Tourist department and asked them "Ji..could you tell methe
time difference between Patna and Las Begas...". . The man at
the other end replies "One second sir..." and sardar immediately
replies "thank you"and puts the phone down |
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Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to
you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you
NEXT YEAR. |
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Sardar was writing something
very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im
writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast. |
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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian
mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!! |
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once a sardar bought a
banaspatee teen and say to the shopkeeper where is my gift
?shopkeeper said why? serdar said there is written colestrol
free |
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why did sardar cut the sides
of medicine before eating it ? think think think to avoid sde
EFFECTS. |
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A sardarji Doctor falls in
Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love
U sister.... |
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sardar ji to his friend: Yar
bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS
laiti hay ..... friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say
to wo 500RS laiti hay |
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A sardar was running with his
pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar
asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke
kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley
aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa |
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chota sardar:mummy kal raat
ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal
gaye.mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu ki! |
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