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If it
takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more
thought. (Dennis Roch) |
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If i had my life to live over i would have invited friends over
to dinner even if the carpet was stained and the sofa faded.
(Erma Bombeck) |
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If i had my life to live over
i would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before
it melted in storage. (Erma Bombeck) |
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If corn oil comes from corn
... where does baby oil come from ?. (Richard Lederer) |
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I was Married by a judge. i
should have asked for a jury. (Groucho Marx) |
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I was going to buy a copy of the power of positive thinking, and
then i thought: what the hell good would that do ? -- Ronnie
Shakes |
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I am a great believer in
luck, and i find the harder i work the more i have of it.
(Thomas jefferson) |
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How far that little candle
throws his beams! so shines a good deed in a naughty world.
(Shakespeare) |
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Hollywood a place where they'll pay you a
thousand dollars for a kiss, and fifty cents for your soul.
(Marilyn Monroe) |
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He's turned his life round. He used to be
depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed. ---
David Frost |
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